Meet the Team

Our merger in Q3 comes after ten years of due diligence.

  • Michael Fanfant

    HEAD CHEF

  • Kira Seiger

    DIRECTOR OF KEEPING THE PLANTS ALIVE

  • Michael Fanfant

    PRESIDENT OF REMEMBERING WHERE WE PARKED

  • Kira Seiger

    CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF HOME DECOR

  • Michael Fanfant

    CHIEF OF THINKING HE DOESN’T NEED AN OVEN MITT IT WILL ONLY BE A SECOND

  • Kira Seiger

    CHIEF OF WAITING UNTIL THERE IS NO GAS LEFT AND THEN ASKING MICHAEL TO GET GAS

  • Michael Fanfant

    PRESIDENT OF HAVING ALREADY READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT WHATEVER YOU’RE ABOUT TO SHARE

  • Kira Seiger

    SENIOR DIRECTOR OF ASKING THE WAITER IF THERE ARE NUTS IN THE FOOD

  • Michael Fanfant

    VICE PRESIDENT OF HAVING ALREADY TAKEN A BITE BEFORE HEARING IF THERE ARE NUTS IN THE FOOD

  • Michael Fanfant

    HYDRATED

  • Kira Seiger

    MOISTURIZED

  • We're hiring!

    PERSON WHO LIKES TO CLEAN